desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups, via hayashiwylona)

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

(via hayashiwylona)

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

(via cassiopeia69)

I can’t breathe

fuckyeahpaganism:

© Oriol Angrill Jordà

fuckyeahpaganism:

© Oriol Angrill Jordà

"

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

"

— Five things I am trying very hard to accept. (via leunq)

(Source: aumoe, via osharejapan)

britain-land-of-hope-and-glory:

Some Very British Problems (x

(via cassiopeia69)

slugbox:

Bought one month after launch, our PS3 died suddenly today of massive internal failure, during an episode of Pokemon XY. Because it has survived so so long, we don’t feel empty. We were so fortunate it lasted so long. It’s statistically ridiculous. But I personally came to terms with the moment long ago, and was ready for it.

Despite appearances, our PS2 still functions. No parent should have to bury their child.

(via inesanity)

(Source: 4himglory, via underthetlde)

(Source: monsterthigh)

I’m a slob today - so here’s a photo from a pretty day. #lavenderhair #pastelhair #tattyslip #tattooedgirls #selfie #instagood #dailyig #nightout #girlswithtattoos #cute #girlswithplugs #girlswithstretchedears #tattoo #limecrime #gothatines #velvetines #wicked #glasses #girlswithglasses

I’m a slob today - so here’s a photo from a pretty day. #lavenderhair #pastelhair #tattyslip #tattooedgirls #selfie #instagood #dailyig #nightout #girlswithtattoos #cute #girlswithplugs #girlswithstretchedears #tattoo #limecrime #gothatines #velvetines #wicked #glasses #girlswithglasses

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁